Pretty/Fancy

January 30, 2009

Blech.

Filed under: Uncategorized — by prettyfancy @ 7:49 pm

Jessica Simpson is not fat. Those were just some really unflattering pictures and bad outfit choice. I mean, for the record… pretty much 99% of the world looks bad in high waisted jeans, and I bet Jessica won’t be wearing them again. But she just has big boobs, put on 10 pounds to her thinner frame… It is amazing how these series of unflattering photos of her are everywhere! I excitedly flipped to see if she gained 50 pounds or something… but no. She’s just a little curvier. Not fat at all. *sigh* Seriously, size 2 or 4 is not fat and I wish US Weekly and the other rags would stop perpetuating this idea!

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  1. UM! EMERGENCY! I’ve been watching these fashion shows on E! and Style and have noticed that lots of designers are making high-waisted jeans for the spring collections. NOT ONLY THAT, but high-waisted, with TAPERED legs. Tapered. TAPERED, GLO!

    What’s next, elastic waist bands and stone washed?

    I think they’re called, “Mom jeans,” not high fashion jeans. EWW! Right? What do we do?

    Also, you are TOO funny with your comment about how you flipped through the pages to see if Simpson had gained 50 pounds. It’s always funny to me when thin people think that a 5 to 10 pound weight gain LOOKS like 50 pounds. Too cute. That made me chuckle and shake my head like, “Oh, Glo!”

    Loves you. Juicy email on the way!!!

    Comment by Linda — February 16, 2009 @ 10:43 am |Reply


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